He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. Now, Werner, I’m gonna ask you one more goddamn time, and if you still “respectfully refuse,” I’m callin’ the Bear Jew over here, and he’s gonna take that big-ole bat of his, and he’s gonna beat you to death with it. Now take your wiener schnitzel lickin’ finger and point out on this map what I want to know.
My Brain Is Flaming
Let's Get Unprofessional
so-what-if-im-drinking-again asked:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I have 3 apples and throw one at a passing car?
I dunno ;-;
I’ve been listening to this all day..
Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.
My Brain Is Flaming
Yes, I was listening to Elvis when I came to a conclusion for my Tumblr URL. Exciting, right? Well, this is my first time on Tumblr and it told me to write something. So, here I am.
Wish me luck…
